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Auteur-bots Roll Out

I’ve been considering a future in film making. I’m not sure I have what it takes for high functioning auterism. I’m certainly on the spectrum though.

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A sailor tried to sell me a ship with a broken mast

“No sail”

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Sea what I did there?

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Skirt people, Pant people & Daleks

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Let’s do the Time War again

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Spoiler: They kill people

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Secret: Weapons

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How to describe your useless husband

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Misleading Advertising

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Stacking wood is not that difficult. This pile was made with Es.

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By the letter

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